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Mission Demotivational Poster


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am, #229052
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm, #222185
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm, #221841
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm, #221757
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm, #221750

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm, #221741
Sounds like something I'd do...


1st Contact -


TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Ism

nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm, #261668
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm, #260682
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am, #260359
Excellent 5er


AIRMAN - On A Mission From Day One


TAGS: airman fly mission
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by rerun

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:17 pm, #245053
Do you still have the outfit as a momento?
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:25 am, #236906
you even got my good side.. lol
GaryO - June 30, 2012, 7:53 pm, #236836
Figures, always was a poster child.


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am, #65261
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm, #29003
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm, #29002
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


THE MIGHTY OAK -


TAGS: oak re submission for this site
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:21 am, #122836
I learned this one as: When all your dreams go up in smoke When your rewards are few Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you!


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am, #81820
Wörd!


YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait




DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.


TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm, #204528

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm, #204524
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am, #193895
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am, #193894
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am, #193893
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am, #193892
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am, #193891
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm, #193885
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm, #193862

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm, #193843
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm, #193838
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm, #193834
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm, #193831
Ain't that the truth!


LAST SUBMISSION -


TAGS: **** submission
Rating: 4.74/5

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Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:43 pm, #219760
Perhaps should have been submitted to "Dig My Dog"


MISSION TO THE MOON -


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm, #157895
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am, #155870
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm, #155854
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm, #155853
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm, #155821
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm, #155818
Don't I wish 5L


DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm, #161422
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS -


TAGS: cannibals humor missionary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:08 pm, #241156
Thank you.. : )
Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:07 pm, #241155
Thank you all for the kind comments and rating. : )
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:50 am, #241127
co(religifake)ugh so I can give it another 5L!
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:04 am, #241124
Dig that new avatar, Greybeard!


WTF! -




FLYING - is not dangerous Crashing is dangerous


TAGS: night mission
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 12:16 pm, #198541
God, I hope that's sarcasm.
andnowforme0 - October 16, 2010, 11:57 am, #198538
man if if weren't for gravity, we wouldn't even need airplanes! Stupid gravity!
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:21 pm, #179428
Yep, I can tell you the cause of d*** near every airplane crash...... Gravity.


BestBuy Employees II -




Hug An Aussie -


TAGS: official day australia permission
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:25 am, #245369
Looks like a win-win situation for both of you...bahaha.
caveman - April 26, 2013, 12:04 am, #245361
I approve of this day


FORBIDDEN -


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm, #197882

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm, #197822
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm, #197814
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.


OMISISON -


TAGS: omission memories fade with time
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by timmey

tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 8:31 pm, #206551
Oh come on now, one more comment s.v.p.? Basically, life's a b****, you choose how you want to live it (regardless of the cards you've been dealt). Now go drink some wine.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:09 pm, #206519
when you get back, I told you, you didn't listen
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:07 pm, #206518
you wanna take me out on a date? I Blushed, and point taken sir :D
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm, #206517
Enough. NEXT COMMENT ON THIS POSTER GETS A TIME OUT.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:04 pm, #206515
also some of the most accomplished users here have been females, TOC was a respected mod, Claire is the toughest regular around. you know what I say? you like being a victim. that's why you always get victimized.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:03 pm, #206514
you could have just as easily worked at walmart, or whatever, but you chose to work in a strip club. and if everyone here sayed everything tough they went through you would be dwarfed, so why don't you keep all that to your self.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:01 pm, #206513
you waited strip clubs for 10 years. got ra**d? well tough**** what you want us to cry, and worship you for going through something tough?
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:12 pm, #206504

further...venting your atittudes in posters (art) is admiralble. venting them in forums is not. social filter. i mean you no malice since you have percieved some type of attack on my part. advice is for you to accept or ignore.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:11 pm, #206502

wow...perhaps your life experiences have put a filter on your eyes. working in a strip club makes you see nothing but mysoginistic men. you seem to believe applying that to everyone is acceptable. myopic cj.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 1:58 pm, #206499
OK, it's been decided, no more beets, good, cause I hate beets. and tofu, no more tofu either. Or Longcat
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:57 pm, #206498
Silence and acceptance is not ignorance.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:46 pm, #206495

i don't believe i've started anything. i've given you support on your poster and advice on how to get along in here. simply put cj its either everyone on this site....or its you. good guys here...all.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:45 pm, #206494
can we by any chance convince you to drop the leet ??
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:18 pm, #206490

all i knew of you was what i saw in your posters. good start for a new contributor. all i read is constant drama. this site reflects real life. i a**ume your personal life is at a stage of turmoil. draw from it to make good posters not to alienate yoursel
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:17 pm, #206489

1st...as a child i would have smothered you in care. you're an adult now. we all bear scars but don't broadcast them. social filter. draw from the emotions to make these posters. no need to be in your face with "leet" comments and arrogant attitudes.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:54 am, #206441
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:52 am, #206439

graphically powerful. is the text original? score reserverd for your answer.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:51 am, #206438
I like it!


Counting His Ribs -


TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:56 am, #262608
Hilarious a 5er
BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am, #249133
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm, #249124
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm, #249123

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls


SURGING, BUBBLING, GURGLING -


TAGS: white knuckle mission impossible
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 1:52 am, #255232
Ha! I'm not the only one who has the reaction to Gordita5.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:35 pm, #243099
d***, thanks for the visual. I'll give you 5Ls from the bathroom
SLOHAND62 - February 2, 2013, 8:10 pm, #243097
"TROUSER CHILI" SNORK I give it 5 wipes
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 4:10 pm, #243085
Actually, gripping the wheel gives you super sphincter powers…so I’ve been told
Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:47 pm, #243084
Eeewww... 5Ls


NERDS -


TAGS: nasa mission control nerds
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am, #222681
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm, #222400
LOL
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm, #222397
This should be a 5'er.


THE PILL -


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm, #168861
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am, #168859
Nice


MORMONISM - Accepting of all gods children since 1978.




and then he winked -




BestBuy Employees -




SUBMISSION APPROVED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how nice MotiFake really is.




Support the Troops -


TAGS: god s job mission arrange meeting
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Ism

forseti - April 20, 2013, 11:58 am, #245229
Just imagine - God forbid! - there is no God... Maybe it should be their mission to arrange a meeting with a criminal court first. Just to be on the safe side... Otherwise terrorists wouldn't be judged in any way. And God isn't in a hurry I guess. ;-)


IS MODERATING FUN? -


TAGS: rerun has been fully inoculated against your submissions
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Derek - March 13, 2010, 4:54 pm, #164462
Good empathy Space.


Grills -




MOTIFAKE SUBMISSIONS - Gems, they can't all be.




ONE GOLD LION - Because Motifake.com won't let me give your submission zero lions


TAGS: one gold lion vote motifake motifake com submission vote score pancakes
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by aPauling

a REAL anonymous - February 10, 2009, 9:33 pm, #58631
The resolution is so low but the picture is so big. It looks terrible! I give this picture one gold lion. Guess why.
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 6:39 pm, #19511
an order is in for a fail lion!
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:31 am, #17505
I just figure out why he's always gold! If you look closely, you'll see that the fold lions are high! (By a pixel or two)
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:29 am, #17504
You say optimist, I say "vote s**t." But I guess, if you look at 4 lions a**es all day it kinda changes your perspective on things.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:32 am, #17444
Melvin is an optimist. He always holds out that one last hope for people and the posters they make, trying to find the good within. He doesn't believe anyone will ever truly be a zero. It's a philosophical stand.
Roamer - August 28, 2008, 9:14 pm, #17384
Don't be hatin' on Melvin; he's a lover of all motifakes.
Agamemnon218 - August 28, 2008, 6:08 pm, #17355
Him? That guy's taking a LOT of codeine so all motifakes are generally agreeable to him.


LOST IN SPACE - There's a reason NASA doesn't use female navigators on their shuttle missions !!


TAGS: nasa shuttle sun lost space feamle navigate mission
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Densaku - March 22, 2010, 6:50 pm, #166386
Fatty. Your joke's actually funnier than his....
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 11:00 am, #80700
Evasive action!!!! We're gonna hit that giant nerf ball!!!!!!


ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER - Go Ask Alice When She's 10 Feet Tall


TAGS: correction to misspelled prior submission
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

asdf - June 13, 2009, 1:24 am, #86508
i love that girl, she was h** (she isnt right now)


TOTO - Did We Pack More of those Pills?




Mission Impossible -


TAGS: mission impossible
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Ashson

HAHA - April 22, 2009, 10:08 pm, #74807
Nobamma Fail
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:56 pm, #61389
hmmmm....tom cruse already did that one buddy...boooo,FAIL!


SUBMISSION REJECTED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how mean MotiFake really is.


TAGS: submission rejected mean motifake zapper
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by Zapper

agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm, #205356
M response to this is... 115165
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm, #205355
had to do it. I feel a hammy moment coming on...lol
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:43 pm, #205354
What a shameless bump, 5150.
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:39 pm, #205353
My response to this fake, aside from 1L is....120031
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:14 pm, #205340
When she drains it daily, there's not much to squirt.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:07 pm, #205338
silly me i thought lil squirt was your nickname
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:05 pm, #205336
You don't have to tell me that, Face. Why do you think I didn't need a GF until I was 19.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:03 pm, #205335
Your sister just knows how to drain a guy, lemme tell you
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm, #205331
Better get 2 gallons.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm, #205330
From the looks of it, you need the calcium... that's one seriously weak bone.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm, #205328
I gotta get my protein from somewhere, just pick up the d*** milk already.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:56 pm, #205326
Why don't you just snowball a gallon back into a jug when you're done bre***feeding?
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:53 pm, #205323
You should you wont ever leave your sister alone long enough to let me finish, o yea, she said to pick up a gallon of milk on your way home from the home depot parking lot
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:52 pm, #205321
I may be a noob, but at least I know where you spend your nights!
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:50 pm, #205319
Coming from you, that makes me laugh.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:49 pm, #205318
What is this a noob love fest? You guys all suck at everything!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:47 pm, #205317
Stop bringing your mom into everything! Noob!
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:44 pm, #205313
Five dollar h***ers get turned down less than my submissions.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:43 pm, #205312
Well I sympathize with him, however nooby he may be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:42 pm, #205310
Don't listen to Agdaniele...he's just some noob, we barely know him and his posters are "meh" at best.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm, #205309
I understand. Totally. I get rejected all the time.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm, #205308
Pride, not prinde. MEssed another one up. No, I'm sober. Shaddup.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm, #205307
FINALLY someone who understands. But ya, I'm also pretty used to the "no talent" thing.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:38 pm, #205306
I think it's cute. Even endearing. He opened his heart and communicated that getting a poster rejected can't be shrugged off. He has feelings and pride. No talent, but feelings and prinde? Plenty.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 5:06 pm, #205297
IDK
madcow - December 3, 2010, 5:04 pm, #205296
Then how did this pict thing not get rejected??????
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 4:43 pm, #205285

welcome dude and thanks for making an effort to see the other side. appreciated.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:44 pm, #205248
Thank you, Reality. I'll take your advice.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:42 pm, #205245

when your stuff is rejected zapper we generally give a reason why. if you listen to that reason and contact anyone for help you might be surprised at how quickly your posters improve.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:39 pm, #205242
No thanks, I would like my submissions to be approved. Sorry, for the misunderstanding, Reality. And Faceplant, I don't have a basement.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:37 pm, #205241
Well if you plan on doing this for a while zapper at least you are getting the padding up in your basement fairly quickly.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:36 pm, #205240

i do not understand why you are contesting my approval of your poster zapper. this presents a dilema. do i reject all of your posters from now on so i don't offend you further? please advise.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:29 pm, #205239
I'm usually the drunkest. and I would have rejected it as well. (please review the work of Harrakkon, Sean and Agdaniele to see real motifakes)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm, #205237
Well I'm grateful you didn't get to it first.
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm, #205236
Face it Face you're just jealous you weren't invited
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:25 pm, #205234
Would have if i got to it first. Some of us are nicer than others, or drunker. Im going with drunker on this one.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm, #205232
No, I'm just thinking that if they didn't like it then couldn't they reject it?
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:23 pm, #205231

it met the criteria for approval. demotivational...yes. funny...meh...lets see if they laugh at it or with it. you obviously wanted something said so i obviously let you say it. are you now complaining that it shouldn't have been approved?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:18 pm, #205230
Yeah, you guys are mean, I'd never be so crue.....I can't do it. 1L (bad, just bad)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:17 pm, #205229
If you really hate this, how come it was approved?
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm, #205227
Oh shut up.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm, #205226
Did u mean to say boy instead of guy?
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm, #205225
*then
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm, #205224
And as far as being a man goes it must be your mangina than....
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm, #205223
Even a Donkey doesn't make the same mistake twice
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm, #205222
I'm a guy, dammit!
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:11 pm, #205220
Awww does someones vajajay hurt? Make something of some quality and that reject b***on wont get used so much.


Bullying -


TAGS: bully dominance submission aggression cruelty
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Onegin

Onegin - July 31, 2015, 10:55 pm, #262193
Thank you. You're so non-judgmental.
mizzdizz - July 31, 2015, 5:11 pm, #262186
This one is really good! The topic match the action in the pic PERFECTLY! I gave you 5L first time through.


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