Over 99705

Mission Demotivational Poster

YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it

TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...

1st Contact -

TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am
Excellent 5er

AIRMAN - On A Mission From Day One

TAGS: airman fly mission
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:17 pm
Do you still have the outfit as a momento?
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:25 am
you even got my good side.. lol
GaryO - June 30, 2012, 7:53 pm
Figures, always was a poster child.

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


TAGS: oak re submission for this site
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:21 am
I learned this one as: When all your dreams go up in smoke When your rewards are few Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.

TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

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Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am

YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait

DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.

TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm
Ain't that the truth!


TAGS: **** submission
Rating: 4.74/5

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Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:43 pm
Perhaps should have been submitted to "Dig My Dog"


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L

DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.

TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


TAGS: cannibals humor missionary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:08 pm
Thank you.. : )
Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:07 pm
Thank you all for the kind comments and rating. : )
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:50 am
co(religifake)ugh so I can give it another 5L!
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:04 am
Dig that new avatar, Greybeard!

Emissions -

TAGS: emission vw cars scandal hitler
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:57 am
maoworks2 - September 30, 2015, 9:49 am
Gooding One .
JesusWept - September 28, 2015, 8:46 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 27, 2015, 5:09 pm
funny a 5er

WTF! -

FLYING - is not dangerous Crashing is dangerous

TAGS: night mission
Rating: 4.05/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 12:16 pm
God, I hope that's sarcasm.
andnowforme0 - October 16, 2010, 11:57 am
man if if weren't for gravity, we wouldn't even need airplanes! Stupid gravity!
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yep, I can tell you the cause of d*** near every airplane crash...... Gravity.

BestBuy Employees II -

Hug An Aussie -

TAGS: official day australia permission
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:25 am
Looks like a win-win situation for both of you...bahaha.
caveman - April 26, 2013, 12:04 am
I approve of this day


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.


TAGS: omission memories fade with time
Rating: 2.9/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
Oh come on now, one more comment s.v.p.? Basically, life's a b****, you choose how you want to live it (regardless of the cards you've been dealt). Now go drink some wine.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:09 pm
when you get back, I told you, you didn't listen
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:07 pm
you wanna take me out on a date? I Blushed, and point taken sir :D
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:04 pm
also some of the most accomplished users here have been females, TOC was a respected mod, Claire is the toughest regular around. you know what I say? you like being a victim. that's why you always get victimized.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
you could have just as easily worked at walmart, or whatever, but you chose to work in a strip club. and if everyone here sayed everything tough they went through you would be dwarfed, so why don't you keep all that to your self.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:01 pm
you waited strip clubs for 10 years. got ra**d? well tough**** what you want us to cry, and worship you for going through something tough?
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:12 pm

further...venting your atittudes in posters (art) is admiralble. venting them in forums is not. social filter. i mean you no malice since you have percieved some type of attack on my part. advice is for you to accept or ignore.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:11 pm

wow...perhaps your life experiences have put a filter on your eyes. working in a strip club makes you see nothing but mysoginistic men. you seem to believe applying that to everyone is acceptable. myopic cj.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 1:58 pm
OK, it's been decided, no more beets, good, cause I hate beets. and tofu, no more tofu either. Or Longcat
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:57 pm
Silence and acceptance is not ignorance.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:46 pm

i don't believe i've started anything. i've given you support on your poster and advice on how to get along in here. simply put cj its either everyone on this site....or its you. good guys here...all.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:45 pm
can we by any chance convince you to drop the leet ??
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:18 pm

all i knew of you was what i saw in your posters. good start for a new contributor. all i read is constant drama. this site reflects real life. i a**ume your personal life is at a stage of turmoil. draw from it to make good posters not to alienate yoursel
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:17 pm

1st...as a child i would have smothered you in care. you're an adult now. we all bear scars but don't broadcast them. social filter. draw from the emotions to make these posters. no need to be in your face with "leet" comments and arrogant attitudes.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:54 am
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:52 am

graphically powerful. is the text original? score reserverd for your answer.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:51 am
I like it!

Counting His Ribs -

TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:56 am
Hilarious a 5er
BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls


TAGS: white knuckle mission impossible
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 1:52 am
Ha! I'm not the only one who has the reaction to Gordita5.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:35 pm
d***, thanks for the visual. I'll give you 5Ls from the bathroom
SLOHAND62 - February 2, 2013, 8:10 pm
"TROUSER CHILI" SNORK I give it 5 wipes
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 4:10 pm
Actually, gripping the wheel gives you super sphincter powers…so I’ve been told
Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:47 pm
Eeewww... 5Ls


TAGS: nasa mission control nerds
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm
This should be a 5'er.


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am

MORMONISM - Accepting of all gods children since 1978.

and then he winked -

BestBuy Employees -

SUBMISSION APPROVED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how nice MotiFake really is.

Support the Troops -

TAGS: god s job mission arrange meeting
Rating: 4.52/5

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forseti - April 20, 2013, 11:58 am
Just imagine - God forbid! - there is no God... Maybe it should be their mission to arrange a meeting with a criminal court first. Just to be on the safe side... Otherwise terrorists wouldn't be judged in any way. And God isn't in a hurry I guess. ;-)


TAGS: rerun has been fully inoculated against your submissions
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - March 13, 2010, 4:54 pm
Good empathy Space.

Grills -

MOTIFAKE SUBMISSIONS - Gems, they can't all be.

ONE GOLD LION - Because Motifake.com won't let me give your submission zero lions

TAGS: one gold lion vote motifake motifake com submission vote score pancakes
Rating: 2.79/5

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a REAL anonymous - February 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
The resolution is so low but the picture is so big. It looks terrible! I give this picture one gold lion. Guess why.
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 6:39 pm
an order is in for a fail lion!
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:31 am
I just figure out why he's always gold! If you look closely, you'll see that the fold lions are high! (By a pixel or two)
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:29 am
You say optimist, I say "vote s**t." But I guess, if you look at 4 lions a**es all day it kinda changes your perspective on things.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:32 am
Melvin is an optimist. He always holds out that one last hope for people and the posters they make, trying to find the good within. He doesn't believe anyone will ever truly be a zero. It's a philosophical stand.
Roamer - August 28, 2008, 9:14 pm
Don't be hatin' on Melvin; he's a lover of all motifakes.
Agamemnon218 - August 28, 2008, 6:08 pm
Him? That guy's taking a LOT of codeine so all motifakes are generally agreeable to him.

LOST IN SPACE - There's a reason NASA doesn't use female navigators on their shuttle missions !!

TAGS: nasa shuttle sun lost space feamle navigate mission
Rating: 2.75/5

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Densaku - March 22, 2010, 6:50 pm
Fatty. Your joke's actually funnier than his....
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Evasive action!!!! We're gonna hit that giant nerf ball!!!!!!

ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER - Go Ask Alice When She's 10 Feet Tall

TAGS: correction to misspelled prior submission
Rating: 2.6/5

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asdf - June 13, 2009, 1:24 am
i love that girl, she was h** (she isnt right now)

TOTO - Did We Pack More of those Pills?

Mission Impossible -

TAGS: mission impossible
Rating: 2.24/5

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HAHA - April 22, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nobamma Fail
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:56 pm
hmmmm....tom cruse already did that one buddy...boooo,FAIL!

SUBMISSION REJECTED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how mean MotiFake really is.

TAGS: submission rejected mean motifake zapper
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
M response to this is... 115165
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
had to do it. I feel a hammy moment coming on...lol
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:43 pm
What a shameless bump, 5150.
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:39 pm
My response to this fake, aside from 1L is....120031
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
When she drains it daily, there's not much to squirt.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:07 pm
silly me i thought lil squirt was your nickname
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:05 pm
You don't have to tell me that, Face. Why do you think I didn't need a GF until I was 19.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:03 pm
Your sister just knows how to drain a guy, lemme tell you
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Better get 2 gallons.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
From the looks of it, you need the calcium... that's one seriously weak bone.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
I gotta get my protein from somewhere, just pick up the d*** milk already.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:56 pm
Why don't you just snowball a gallon back into a jug when you're done bre***feeding?
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:53 pm
You should you wont ever leave your sister alone long enough to let me finish, o yea, she said to pick up a gallon of milk on your way home from the home depot parking lot
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:52 pm
I may be a noob, but at least I know where you spend your nights!
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
Coming from you, that makes me laugh.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:49 pm
What is this a noob love fest? You guys all suck at everything!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
Stop bringing your mom into everything! Noob!
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:44 pm
Five dollar h***ers get turned down less than my submissions.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:43 pm
Well I sympathize with him, however nooby he may be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
Don't listen to Agdaniele...he's just some noob, we barely know him and his posters are "meh" at best.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
I understand. Totally. I get rejected all the time.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
Pride, not prinde. MEssed another one up. No, I'm sober. Shaddup.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
FINALLY someone who understands. But ya, I'm also pretty used to the "no talent" thing.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:38 pm
I think it's cute. Even endearing. He opened his heart and communicated that getting a poster rejected can't be shrugged off. He has feelings and pride. No talent, but feelings and prinde? Plenty.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 5:06 pm
madcow - December 3, 2010, 5:04 pm
Then how did this pict thing not get rejected??????
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 4:43 pm

welcome dude and thanks for making an effort to see the other side. appreciated.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:44 pm
Thank you, Reality. I'll take your advice.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:42 pm

when your stuff is rejected zapper we generally give a reason why. if you listen to that reason and contact anyone for help you might be surprised at how quickly your posters improve.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:39 pm
No thanks, I would like my submissions to be approved. Sorry, for the misunderstanding, Reality. And Faceplant, I don't have a basement.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:37 pm
Well if you plan on doing this for a while zapper at least you are getting the padding up in your basement fairly quickly.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:36 pm

i do not understand why you are contesting my approval of your poster zapper. this presents a dilema. do i reject all of your posters from now on so i don't offend you further? please advise.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm usually the drunkest. and I would have rejected it as well. (please review the work of Harrakkon, Sean and Agdaniele to see real motifakes)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Well I'm grateful you didn't get to it first.
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Face it Face you're just jealous you weren't invited
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:25 pm
Would have if i got to it first. Some of us are nicer than others, or drunker. Im going with drunker on this one.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm
No, I'm just thinking that if they didn't like it then couldn't they reject it?
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:23 pm

it met the criteria for approval. demotivational...yes. funny...meh...lets see if they laugh at it or with it. you obviously wanted something said so i obviously let you say it. are you now complaining that it shouldn't have been approved?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:18 pm
Yeah, you guys are mean, I'd never be so crue.....I can't do it. 1L (bad, just bad)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:17 pm
If you really hate this, how come it was approved?
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Oh shut up.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Did u mean to say boy instead of guy?
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
And as far as being a man goes it must be your mangina than....
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
Even a Donkey doesn't make the same mistake twice
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
I'm a guy, dammit!
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:11 pm
Awww does someones vajajay hurt? Make something of some quality and that reject b***on wont get used so much.

Bullying -

TAGS: bully dominance submission aggression cruelty
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Onegin

Onegin - July 31, 2015, 10:55 pm
Thank you. You're so non-judgmental.
mizzdizz - July 31, 2015, 5:11 pm
This one is really good! The topic match the action in the pic PERFECTLY! I gave you 5L first time through.